Paddy and Seamus come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Seamus leaves Paddy to help the girl and off he goes. A few minutes later Paddy catches up with Seamus "what happened Paddy ?" "Well i fixed the bike she took off her knickers lay on the ground and said take what you want big boy" So i took the bike and ran !
Good on yer says Seamus the knickers wouldnt have fitted you any way!
Good on yer says Seamus the knickers wouldnt have fitted you any way!