Anyone know the capital of Iceland ?

Overheard..."This credit crunch is worse than divorce. I've still lost half my assets but the wife is still at home."
 
I always liked the John Mortimer one:

"Marriage is a bit like a hurricane - at the beginning there's lots of sucking and blowing but once it's over your house is gone."
 
I heard or read the other day " Whats the difference between pigeons and bankers ?..... pigeons can still put a deposit on a ferrari "
 
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