R r2d2 Guest 3 Nov 2006 #1 Blonde at SchoolA girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, It's because your blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, It's because your blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?" "No Honey, Its because you're 24."
Blonde at SchoolA girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, It's because your blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, It's because your blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?" "No Honey, Its because you're 24."
B BillK Registered User Messages 1,140 5 Nov 2006 #3 What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penecillin.
A ACA Registered User Messages 643 6 Nov 2006 #4 Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? Shopping trolley ahs a mind of it's own!
Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? Shopping trolley ahs a mind of it's own!
F franmac Registered User Messages 134 7 Nov 2006 #5 ACA said: Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? Shopping trolley ahs a mind of it's own! Click to expand... Hi ACA, Are you a blonde?
ACA said: Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? Shopping trolley ahs a mind of it's own! Click to expand... Hi ACA, Are you a blonde?
A ACA Registered User Messages 643 10 Nov 2006 #6 Hi ACA, Are you a blonde? Click to expand... Was, at the time of posting! Think the peroxide must have entered thru the hair follicles into my brain!!
Hi ACA, Are you a blonde? Click to expand... Was, at the time of posting! Think the peroxide must have entered thru the hair follicles into my brain!!