Henny Penny
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
What year did This post will be deleted if not edited immediately think it was?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a 7-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of timesper minute, then why do they give them to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Isn't everywhere within walking distance if you have the time?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
Why is it that no matter how tall you are or where you're standing, if you're washing your hands, and the water splashes you, it always looks like you've pissed yourself?
Why is the "knee-jerk" response to a paper cut is "Oh, those are the worst kind."? Don't you think getting hacked with a machete would be worse?
If a building is already built, why do they call it a building and not a built?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
What year did This post will be deleted if not edited immediately think it was?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a 7-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of timesper minute, then why do they give them to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Isn't everywhere within walking distance if you have the time?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
Why is it that no matter how tall you are or where you're standing, if you're washing your hands, and the water splashes you, it always looks like you've pissed yourself?
Why is the "knee-jerk" response to a paper cut is "Oh, those are the worst kind."? Don't you think getting hacked with a machete would be worse?
If a building is already built, why do they call it a building and not a built?
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