An Ciarraíoch mallaithe

A well known brewery develops a robot to serve drinks and to engage the punters in conversation commensurate with their level of intelligence.

The first customer orders a whiskey which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"180" says the customer and the robot engages him in a very stimulating conversation about philosophy, the arts and poetry.

The second customer orders a lager which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"100" says the customer and the robot engages him in a conversation about television, soap operas, and current affairs.

The third customer orders a pint of stout which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"80" says the customer.

The robot pauses....................

and thinks.................

and thinks...............

and finally he says


" So, tell me.................................


How are things in Kerry these days?"

Reminds me of something John B.Keane said once of Ciarraiochs- something like ' You have to be awfully cute to be as ignorent as we are'.

Are we allowed to post jokes about black and asian people as well? How about gays?

no you cannot... unless you are balck or gay.. then that makes its OK!.