A well known brewery develops a robot to serve drinks and to engage the punters in conversation commensurate with their level of intelligence.
The first customer orders a whiskey which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"180" says the customer and the robot engages him in a very stimulating conversation about philosophy, the arts and poetry.
The second customer orders a lager which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"100" says the customer and the robot engages him in a conversation about television, soap operas, and current affairs.
The third customer orders a pint of stout which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"80" says the customer.
The robot pauses....................
and thinks.................
and thinks...............
and finally he says
" So, tell me.................................
How are things in Kerry these days?"
The first customer orders a whiskey which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"180" says the customer and the robot engages him in a very stimulating conversation about philosophy, the arts and poetry.
The second customer orders a lager which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"100" says the customer and the robot engages him in a conversation about television, soap operas, and current affairs.
The third customer orders a pint of stout which the robot serves. The robot then asks "Whats your I.Q.?"
"80" says the customer.
The robot pauses....................
and thinks.................
and thinks...............
and finally he says
" So, tell me.................................
How are things in Kerry these days?"