Man discovers from doctors that he has only 24 hours to live.
Home he goes and tells the wife. He asks her to make love she agrees....... its great...... 16 hours left, he nudges her again and she obliges, 8 hours left and again he wants more... again she obliges...4 hours left and he begins to nibble on his wife's neck, again she wakes, and says "f*ck off " you havn't to get up in the morning. :lol