A not very subtle crime

[Duke of Marmalade]

I wonder how many four year olds, when they first see their mother taking money from the hole in the wall, think "when I grow up I am going to get a digger and pull down that wall and I will be able to buy sweets forever"

 

[odyssey06]

They need to start priming the ATMs with the dye that gets sprayed if you open the security vans incorrectly e.g. if it detects it is being JCBd or in an earthquake.
And we don't have earthquakes here!