A guy went past a seafood restaurant and saw a sign that said ""Big Red Lobster Tails £1 each"
Amazed at thie value he went into the reataurant and asked the waitress if it was correct.
"Yes," she said "it's today's special."
"Well, "he said, "they must be little lobsters"
"No," she replied, "it's the big lobster"
"Are you sure they're not the green lobsters,, the ones that are a bit tough?"
"No, it's the big red lobster" she insisted.
Are they yesterday's ?" he asked.
"No, they are today's.
"Today's big red lobster tails - £1 each?
"Yes." she insisted.
"Here's my £1" he said, "I'll have one"
She tokk his £1 and led him to a table where he sat down. She sat down next tohim, put her hand on his shoulder and said, "Once upon a time there was a big red lobster.............."
Amazed at thie value he went into the reataurant and asked the waitress if it was correct.
"Yes," she said "it's today's special."
"Well, "he said, "they must be little lobsters"
"No," she replied, "it's the big lobster"
"Are you sure they're not the green lobsters,, the ones that are a bit tough?"
"No, it's the big red lobster" she insisted.
Are they yesterday's ?" he asked.
"No, they are today's.
"Today's big red lobster tails - £1 each?
"Yes." she insisted.
"Here's my £1" he said, "I'll have one"
She tokk his £1 and led him to a table where he sat down. She sat down next tohim, put her hand on his shoulder and said, "Once upon a time there was a big red lobster.............."
