To my dear wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you at 54 years
can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good
wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be
back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room
table:
"My dear husband:
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who
like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation... although with one
small difference: 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 into 18... And
therefore
I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!
A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you ..."
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you at 54 years
can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good
wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be
back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room
table:
"My dear husband:
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who
like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation... although with one
small difference: 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 into 18... And
therefore
I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!
A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you ..."