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anthonybernard
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NINE MONTHS LATER
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> > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
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> > They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving
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> > for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They
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> > pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
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> > answered the door if they could spend the night.
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> > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
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> > house all to myself, but I'm! recently widowed," she explained.
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> > "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my
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> > house."
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> > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
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> > And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
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> > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
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> > settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
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> > they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
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> > About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
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> > attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
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> > finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
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> > attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
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> > He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
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> > that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
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> > holiday up North?"
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> > "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you happen to get up in the middle of
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> > the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
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> > "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
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> > "I have to admit that I did."
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> > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
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> > name?"
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> > Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
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> > "Why do you ask?"
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> > "She just died and left me everything".
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> > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
> >
> > They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving
> >
> > for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They
> >
> > pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
> >
> > answered the door if they could spend the night.
> >
> > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
> >
> > house all to myself, but I'm! recently widowed," she explained.
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my
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> > house."
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
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> > And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
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> >
> >
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> > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
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> > settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
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> >
> >
> >
> > they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> > About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> >
> > attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
> >
> > finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
> >
> > attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
> >
> > that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
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> > holiday up North?"
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> >
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> > "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you happen to get up in the middle of
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> > the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I have to admit that I did."
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> >
> >
> >
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> >
> > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
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> > name?"
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> > Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
> > did"
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> > "Why do you ask?"
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> > "She just died and left me everything".
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