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An Irish man is caught by a savage tribe known for awful tests to test bravery.
He will be freed if he can complete the 3 tasks.
1 drink a pint of the most potent alcoholic beverage 99% pure alcohol.
2 pull the tooth from a man eating lioness with a spoon.
3 make love to the ugliest crone in the village.
They give him spoon which he puts in his belt and the pint of jungle juice (can't think of anything else to call it).
He says I'm Irish, "this is easy to drink", puts it to his lips and drinks it down in 1 go.
All the natives are very impressed only 50% of captives ever got through that stage.
He staggers towards the Lioness cave with the spoon in his hand and a determined look in his crossed eyes.
For the next half hour the natives found their blood running cold the screams and growls coming from the cave continue for a half hour.
Eventually the Irish man comes out of the cave in ribbons.
He staggers to the natives and says drunkenly, "now where's this woman with a tooth ache".
He will be freed if he can complete the 3 tasks.
1 drink a pint of the most potent alcoholic beverage 99% pure alcohol.
2 pull the tooth from a man eating lioness with a spoon.
3 make love to the ugliest crone in the village.
They give him spoon which he puts in his belt and the pint of jungle juice (can't think of anything else to call it).
He says I'm Irish, "this is easy to drink", puts it to his lips and drinks it down in 1 go.
All the natives are very impressed only 50% of captives ever got through that stage.
He staggers towards the Lioness cave with the spoon in his hand and a determined look in his crossed eyes.
For the next half hour the natives found their blood running cold the screams and growls coming from the cave continue for a half hour.
Eventually the Irish man comes out of the cave in ribbons.
He staggers to the natives and says drunkenly, "now where's this woman with a tooth ache".