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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
> >>>>smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
> >>>>cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
> >>>>
> >>>>Maude: What in the hell is that?
> >>>>
> >>>>Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> >>>>
> >>>>Maude: Where did you get it?
> >>>>
> >>>>Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore .
> >>>>
> >>>>The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> >>>>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>
>>>>
> >>>>The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
> >>>>(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
> >>>>brand of condom she prefers.
> >>>>
> >>>>"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
> >>>>smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
> >>>>cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
> >>>>
> >>>>Maude: What in the hell is that?
> >>>>
> >>>>Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> >>>>
> >>>>Maude: Where did you get it?
> >>>>
> >>>>Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore .
> >>>>
> >>>>The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> >>>>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>
>>>>
> >>>>The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
> >>>>(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
> >>>>brand of condom she prefers.
> >>>>
> >>>>"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."