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anthonybernard
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>An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally
>time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding
>how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements
>and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of
>their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
>hopefully. "Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
>The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
>
>time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding
>how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements
>and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of
>their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
>hopefully. "Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
>The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
>