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Buckshee
Guest
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the
counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a
very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin
daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform
provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be
provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their
overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".
The scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you f****** started it
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the
counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a
very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin
daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform
provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be
provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their
overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".
The scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you f****** started it
