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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who
got in first.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who
got in first.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane