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anthonybernard
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POTENTIAL VS REALISTICALLY
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father pondered for a while, and then answered "Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have learned".
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and said "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh gosh! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity".
The boy then thought about it for a day or two and went back to his dad who asked him what he had learned and whether he now knew the difference between potential and realistic.
The boy replied - "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two sluts."
The father replied - "That's my boy!"
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father pondered for a while, and then answered "Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have learned".
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and said "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh gosh! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity".
The boy then thought about it for a day or two and went back to his dad who asked him what he had learned and whether he now knew the difference between potential and realistic.
The boy replied - "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two sluts."
The father replied - "That's my boy!"