Does this mean Young Dev can have us shot in our beds if we are socially inept? Will he give us the Mick Collins treatment like his grandfather did? (Does Young Dev know that the only reason he's here is because my grandfather was a bad shot?)
From now on will using the wrong cutlery for dessert or the fish course or drinking a digestif with the horses d'ouvrays prove fatal?
If I make a rude gesture at a black Jewish lesbian single mother with an odd number of children after she runs me off the road on the M50, will I be sentenced to life with hard labour in a Googal? (21st century Irish version of a gulag)
If I'm asked "D'ya want fri-azz wit dat?" in a take-away and I answer "No, I'll have chips please" will I be served on a toasted bun the following week?