Change positions.....

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Wife to husband :"Let's change positions tonight".
Husband: "That's an excellent idea pet".
Wife to husband : "O.K. You stand and do the ironing, and I'll
lie on the sofa watching TV. and farting". :rollin

It is probably true!!!
 
My mother once told me that when she was a child she thought that nuns never went to the toilet because they were so pure. Seriously!
 
Dowee, mine does but in a sly way, she pretends to sneeze and farts at the same time, I always tell her that she should go to the doctor with a sneeze that loud. :lol
 
women dont fart...

occasionally we may have to we pass some wind, thats all.
 
Women farting ?

Women don't fart - they just cough in their knickers !!!!
 
Re: Women farting ?

I heard from a friend of mine that if you were to go to a yoga class the theory that women don't fart would be destroyed :) Hence my disinterest in Yoga :)
 
re women only make small hissing noises

"occasionally we may have to we pass some wind, thats all. "


I went out with a girl once who insisted on sitting on my face before she farted. Apparently she found this hilarious.
 
Re: re women only make small hissing noises

Did you return the favour?
 
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Google - Why on Earth did you stop going out with her? Surely none of her bad points could possibly have out-weighed this redeeming quality?
 
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