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anthonybernard
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>>>. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
>>>know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my
>>>crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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>>>2. People who are willing to get off their This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language to search the entire
>>>room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
>>>change the channel manually.
>>>
>>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too"...
>>>F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>>>
>>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look"... Of course
>>>it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
>>>people do this? Who and where are they?
>>>
>>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"... No
>>>tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
>>>floor.
>>>
>>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
>>>Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
>>>
>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'...
>>>Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
>>>If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
>>>
>>>8. When people say "life is short"...
>>>What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
>>>What can you do that's longer?
>>>
>>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
>>>come yet?"... If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?
>>>
>>>10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'
>>>So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
>>>
>>>11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
>>>it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
>>>
>>>12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
>>>an image I really didn't need.
>>>
>>>13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
>>>don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has
>>>to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well
>>>I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
>>>
>>>14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
>>>Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
>>>know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my
>>>crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
>>>
>>>2. People who are willing to get off their This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language to search the entire
>>>room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
>>>change the channel manually.
>>>
>>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too"...
>>>F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>>>
>>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look"... Of course
>>>it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
>>>people do this? Who and where are they?
>>>
>>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"... No
>>>tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
>>>floor.
>>>
>>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
>>>Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
>>>
>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'...
>>>Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
>>>If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
>>>
>>>8. When people say "life is short"...
>>>What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
>>>What can you do that's longer?
>>>
>>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
>>>come yet?"... If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?
>>>
>>>10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'
>>>So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
>>>
>>>11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
>>>it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
>>>
>>>12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
>>>an image I really didn't need.
>>>
>>>13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you
>>>don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has
>>>to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well
>>>I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
>>>
>>>14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
>>>Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
>>>