It brings possible head-line announcementss to mind:-
'Mick O'Leary announced today that RyanAir will actually allow passengers with valid tickets onto their aircraft and fly them to a destination. "For a paltry additional €5,000.00 we will in fact fly them to a destination of their choice, rather than one we pick", Mr. O'Leary concluded'
'Mary Harney announced to-day that in a new initiative, all HSE hospitals will reverse current trends and only admit people who are genuinely ill and discharge them when they are well. "This is a major paradigm shift for our health services. Our tendency has been to admit people with one illness and discharge them once we were sure they had contracted several new ones, as well as the presenting problem", Ms. Harney continued.
'Initial financial analyses of this new initiative indicate a change in current health contributions for all PAYE workers of between 65% to 75% of net pay.'