Pun-Tastic !

Did you hear about the new Elvis-themed restaurant? It is for people who love meat tender.!

Thief broke into a house via bathroom window, jumped on the scales and gave himself a weigh !

I know an enthusiastic Dublin firefighter whose party piece is to sing "Love me tender".

ClubMan said:

I know an enthusiastic Dublin firefighter whose party piece is to sing "Love me tender".

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Quality

Much less quality.........


Blondie phones the Fire Dept to report a fire in a neighbouring house. " We're in the new estate near Navan"

"How do we get there?" asks the operator

Blondie......."don't you still have those big red trucks?"