Its all very nicey and everything about he'll be the best daddy in the whole world but some of the stuff in it is pure cringe, schlock like:
"I'll tell you regularly how brilliant you are and how proud I am of you yadda yadda....."
Now its a fine sentiment but could you ever picture a real man (and by that I dont mean a macho/strong but silent/other overly masculine type) saying any of that stuff. Obviously written by women for women and, speaking frankly, its a pure guilt trip on your average man (like myself).
Put it this way, if it was written by men for men and a woman was reading the part it would be something along the lines of:
"I'd rush back from the gym where I've been keeping myself fit for you, perform fellatio before fixing your tea and then we'll go at it all night cos your the best in the whole world ...."
Again "noble" sentiments but what would you think if you hubby was smiling over at you as that trundled out on the telly.
Signed,
A guilt-tripped average daddy.
"I'll tell you regularly how brilliant you are and how proud I am of you yadda yadda....."
Now its a fine sentiment but could you ever picture a real man (and by that I dont mean a macho/strong but silent/other overly masculine type) saying any of that stuff. Obviously written by women for women and, speaking frankly, its a pure guilt trip on your average man (like myself).
Put it this way, if it was written by men for men and a woman was reading the part it would be something along the lines of:
"I'd rush back from the gym where I've been keeping myself fit for you, perform fellatio before fixing your tea and then we'll go at it all night cos your the best in the whole world ...."
Again "noble" sentiments but what would you think if you hubby was smiling over at you as that trundled out on the telly.
Signed,
A guilt-tripped average daddy.