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[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]How is this for revenge!!!
She spent the first day packing her belongings
into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and
collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time
at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted on a
pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and
every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp
shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the
curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,
all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the
house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning
and mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets
were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
days, and in the end they even paid to replace
the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to
visit....
Repairmen refused to work in the house....
The maid quit....
Finally, they could not take the stench any
longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their
price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the
local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things
were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely, and said that she missed
her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce
her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the
house back....
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell
was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what
the house had been worth...But only if she were to
sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within
the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, the man and his new girlfriend
stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack
everything to take to their new home...
including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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She spent the first day packing her belongings
into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and
collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time
at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted on a
pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and
every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp
shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the
curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,
all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the
house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning
and mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets
were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
days, and in the end they even paid to replace
the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to
visit....
Repairmen refused to work in the house....
The maid quit....
Finally, they could not take the stench any
longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their
price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the
local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things
were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely, and said that she missed
her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce
her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the
house back....
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell
was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what
the house had been worth...But only if she were to
sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within
the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, the man and his new girlfriend
stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack
everything to take to their new home...
including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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