Sarah W said:
I'm not going unless Clubman goes.
At the pub:
Ms X: "Drinks are expensive here aren't they?"
Reply: "You had a choice. No-one forced you to come here and pay these prices. Live with it, it's not a rip-off. In any event, on a cost benefit analysis I reckon that the benefits accruing by being here outweigh the high prices"
Ms X: "Oh, ok...Anyway, I would have been here earlier but I stopped off in PCWorld looking for a modem for my computer but they had none"
Reply: "For what it's worth, Maplin have some special offers on modems at the moment"
Ms X: "No, they stopped selling them last week"
Reply: "Ok, I stand corrected."
Ms X: "There's quite a lot of tossers here tonight aren't there?"
Reply: "Care to back those wildly speculative generalisations up with some facts?"
Ms X: "No. I was speculating as to whether anyone else might turn up tonight"
Reply: "Why? Speculation is, by definition, not factual."
Ms X: "Forget I said anything."
Reply: "Why, I never said that people could not discuss this matter. I merely asked why you or anybody else would see any point in speculating".
Moderator: "I'm closing this conversation".
I wish he was going too!